They Set Me Up

“He’s staring at you again…” 

“Christy!  For fuck’s sake give it a rest would you?!?” I nearly yelled back at my best friend. 

“Geez!  Well excuse me for trying to get my friend laid!” she replied right back. 

I let loose a huge sigh and went back to eating my lunch and trying to ignore the eyes I knew were following my every move from across the room.  It’s not that I didn’t find the attention flattering, oh no nothing like that.  And the person in question wasn’t unattractive by any means, far from it.  I just knew deep inside somewhere that there was no possible way that the guy my friend claimed was oogling me could be interested in the least.  I mean c’mon right?  Me?  A 320 pound, shaggy-haired, bandgeek that knew absolutely nothing about sports or most other things guys were supposed to be into in college.

The guy Christy insisted on claiming wanted to hook up with me was so far from having anything in common we might as well be a different species.  6’2”, short and spiky dark colored hair, tan completion obviously from hours out doing strenuous things in the sun.  He was a bit on the husky side but it only made him more manly and intimidating to me.

Oh by the way, Christy is my best and practically only close friend and has been since she saved me from being bullied way back in the 6th grade.  I joke with her all the time that all the manliness I was supposed to get, somehow she stole it from me.  She’s not into girls or anything, she’s had several boyfriends, but I think that most of them leave after a while because their egos can’t take being handled in most sports by their girlfriend. 

“Look Josh,” (That’s me by the way in case you couldn’t guess.) “You obviously won’t take the initiative and get yourself a date or anything so I’ll just have to do it for you!” she said, giving me one of her ‘I mean business’ looks.   

“Just leave me alone…” I muttered, stirring around the food on my plate aimlessly.  The spaghetti, which was halfway decent, a miracle from the school cafeteria, no longer seemed appetizing at all.  Ever since I had finally admitted to being at least bi if not full on gay to her, Christy was determined to find me either a nice guy to settle down with or a hot fuck to get me laid… 

“I have to head to Dr. Anderson’s calc class so instead of sitting here sulking, go talk to him.  He eats at the same time we do every day and stares at you the whole time.  If that’s not interest I don’t know what is.” 

I heaved a huge sigh again, determined to ignore her. 

“Fine… Alright I get it…” she said, throwing her hands up in frustration.  “Eat your cold noodles and pretend you’re feelings are hurt and pout.”

I didn’t answer so she grabbed her bag and started walking out towards the door.  My class didn’t start for another 30 minutes so I guess I should sit here and try to eat since I paid for the overpriced meal in front of me.  I looked up to see if I was still being watched and he was gone.  Thank goodness maybe now I can finish eating in peace.

“Hey!  Your name’s Josh right?”  

Or not… I turned to see who was talking to me and froze up in panic.  The guy in question, Mr. Tanned and Athletic, was standing across the table from me with a big grin on his face.

“Um… Yeah it is…” I mumbled into my plate, not daring to meet his eyes.

“You’re in the 10:30 Computer Science class with me right?  Dr. Webb’s?” he asked, ignoring my probably obvious discomfort. 

Maybe that’s what it was… He just wanted to give me shit for fucking the curve up with my grades.   

“Yeah I am.” 

“Dude, I’m failing that class big time right now.  I been wanting to ask someone for help the past few weeks and I figured I probably would be best off asking the smartest guy in there,” he said, pulling out the chair across from me.  “You think you could help tutor me?  I’m not dumb I just… I just skipped a bunch of classes to sleep in and I’m totally lost now.  I just need some help to catch up.”

Fuck!  So that’s what it was… The staring, the watching, he was trying to catch me and get the class nerd to help him with his work.  I relaxed just a little bit and looked up at him. 

“Um… Sure I guess so.  What did you have in mind?”I said in reply.   

“To take all your clothes off and make sweet love to you right here and now,” my mind supplied his response. 

“I got the programs installed on my laptop and I figure you probably do too.  Think we could meet someplace and go over last week’s assignment?” he said instead.

Oh well wishful thinking eh? 

“Sure.  I finish class today at 3 if you buy me some coffee to keep me awake long enough to go over what you need that’ll be fine,” I told him.

Unreasonable? Maybe but if he was going to rent my brain power he could pay me for it.

“Cool!  Thanks!  How bout the library café at 3:15 then?” he said with his big grin returning. 

I nodded in agreement. 

“All Right!  I’ll see you there then.  It’s a date!”

Really? Now that was an interesting choice of words…

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I wandered into the café after my last class had finished.  I didn’t need to worry about Christy since she had basketball practice and wouldn’t be done til at least 5:30 when we were supposed to go meet for dinner so I should have enough time to get this over with.  My ‘date’ was already sitting at a table and waved me over with his big ol’ grin on his face yet again.  At least he’s a cheerful type and not one of those angry jock guys that loved to torment me for having a brain.

“I wasn’t sure what you drank so I haven’t ordered yet either.  What you want?” he asked me.   

I answered him and he went off to the counter to place the order while I set up my laptop.  He returned in a few minutes with our drinks.

“Would you mind moving around or if I moved around to your side so I can see what you’re doing on your laptop while we work?” he said. 

“Sure,” I replied.  Good thing I got my jacket with me and I can put it in my lap.  Last thing I want is to pop a boner with this guy sitting next to me where he can see it.

“My name’s David by the way,” he said sticking his hand out. 

“Oh… Um… I’m Josh,” I replied, awkwardly taking his hand after wiping my sweaty palms.

“I know!” Big grin.  Well what am I supposed to say to that? 

We started going over the assignment and to my relief, David was nowhere near as hopeless as I feared he might be.  Like he said he wasn’t dumb he just didn’t understand the new code the teacher had given us in the lectures he missed.  He was actually turning out to be fairly entertaining too.  Quick to make jokes about his own mistakes and not taking himself too seriously.  I actually cracked a few smiles and laughed at a few of them.

I was almost sad when we figured everything out and started packing up to leave.

“Hey Josh?  You mind watching my stuff real quick?  I’m going to go toss the cups and visit the bathroom a fast one,” David asked.

“Sure no problem,” I said as I started packing my books up.

He left the table and walked towards the restrooms.  I was just about to shut down my computer when a chime from David’s laptop made me glance up.  Hello what’s this? Someone sent him an instant message.  I glanced around to see where David was and didn’t see any sign of him.  Being the innocent person that I am I had absolutely no interest being nosy and clicking on the blinking message icon…  Ok fuck it yeah I’m a nosy bastard so sue me.

“Hello?  You ignoring your bf?!?!  Did you manage to get the computer nerd guy to agree to come play with us tonite?”  Whoa whoa whoa…. hold on a second… Bf? Computer nerd guy?

What the fuck?  I clicked on the contact details and a picture of David and a chubby round faced guy hugging each other pops up.  Now that… I did not see coming…

“What are you doing?” David said from right behind me and I almost jumped straight up out of my chair. 

Ok so I didn’t see that coming either… 

“Oh um hi there didn’t see you coming back…” I babbled hoping to come up with some witty excuse as to why I was nosing around in his computer.

David didn’t say anything he just pulled the message back up and read it then turned and looked me in the face with his big grin.

“So… Since you already read that what’s your answer gonna be?”  he asked me.

“Huh?  What do you mean?” I said blushing furiously.

“You going to come back with me and meet Chris and play with the two of us?”

I was completely at a loss for words.  Was he asking what I think he’s asking me?  Is he… gay?

“Earth to Josh. Come in Josh,” he said, waving his hand back and forth in front of my face.  “Yes?  No?”

“I… Um… Uh…” Yeah… Really brilliant sounding there Josh you sound like a regular genius.

“Look,” David said pulling out a piece of paper.  “Here’s the address to our apartment we’re renting.  I’m cooking dinner tonight so if you want to come join us, feel free to show up at around 7 ok?”

I sat there holding the paper after he handed it to me like it was a poisonous snake about to rip my throat out.

“Josh?” David said with his grin back in place.  “Please come ok?  Don’t worry we don’t bite.  Unless you want us to that is.”

I sat there staring at his back as he walked away.  Holy fuck… What the hell am I supposed to say to that…
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“And then he said WHAT!?!?” Christy screamed at me. 

“Shhhh!  You don’t need to let everyone know!” I said, glancing around but everyone else was in their own worlds and ignoring the two of us as we walked past the library.  “He said: ‘We don’t bite unless you want us to…’” 

Christy stopped so I did the same and just looked at me then erupted into laughter. 

“Well shit Josh you need to get your ass back to your room and get cleaned up,” she said pushing me in that direction.

“Fuck that!  I’m not going!” I protested.

“Oh yes you are!  You’re going if I have to tie you up and drive you there myself!” she said fighting through her giggling. 

We fought back and forth for a while more but I knew I had already lost.  Once Christy wanted something she usually got her way with me.  So at 6:30 I was freshly showered and proceeding to drench my clean clothes in nervous sweat as I followed the directions David gave me to a small apartment complex about a half mile from campus. 

It wasn’t until I was staring at the ‘12’ on the apartment door that it hit me.  

What the fuck was I doing here?  Really?  There was no way this was happening, especially not to me.  This is the kind of thing that happens in those stories you read online or in porno mags.  Just as I was about to turn and take off probably running down the hallway and back to my car, the door opened up.  Shit… Busted… 

“I told you there was someone standing outside Dave,” the chubby guy at the door yelled back into the apartment.  He looked at me and grinned, “It helps if you knock.  Dave’s cooking and singing to himself in the kitchen.  Come inside.”   He stepped back and motioned for me to come in.  “I’m Chris by the way.  You must be Josh right?  Nice to meet you!”

I mumbled something, probably incoherent, in greeting and scurried past him.  He motioned me to the couch so I plopped down and sat there, sweating and unbelievably nervous, like I was awaiting my execution. 

“You’d be a lot cuter if you’d just calm down and relax you know that?” 

I nearly jumped when Chris said that but I took a deep breath and tried to relax myself by sheer force of will.   

“I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for a while now.  Dave kept talking about you and saying we should figure out if you might be interested in… some of the same things we are,” he continued with a wink.  “Oh you’re in for a treat by the way!  Dave’s a good cook and he’s making pork chops tonight!”

I worked up the nerve to take a better look at the guy talking to me and actually relaxed a little when I did.  His round face wasn’t one you’d single out in a crowd but the smile he gave me, and I’m sure he spent a lot of time smiling, really lit it up.  He was probably about my height, 5’11ish, but had around 15-20 pounds on me.  The baggy shirt he was wearing framed his belly well and his khaki cargo shorts stretched over his package nicely.  Fuck… Don’t let your mind go there… 

“So… Um… If you don’t mind me asking… What is this all about?” I managed to stammer out. 

“This?” Chris said with a laugh.  “This is about finding a cool guy to have some fun with, inviting him over for an excellent meal, then screwing his brains out the rest of the night!  Oh!  Did you like the instant message setup?  That was my idea.” 

“Instant message setup?” I asked before my brain registered what the rest of his sentence was.  Screw my brains out?  Holy shit what did I get myself into? 

“Ha ha!  Yeah it was my idea to see if you were interested or not.  Dave texted me when he left the table and then I started IMing him on his computer hoping you’d be nosy,” he explained.  “And it worked just like I told you it would!” he yelled in the direction of the kitchen.   

“Yeah yeah I’ll owe you one later tonight babe,” came Dave’s answer.  “Dinner’s ready by the way so move on over to the table.”

Chris wasn’t lying when he said David was a good cook although, I barely tasted most of it being so wound up about this whole thing.  They explained to me that they had been together for 4 years now and had come to college together, David as a math major and Chris in social work.  David had noticed me during class and got Chris’s approval to approach me he saw me in the cafeteria.  Apparently they enjoyed having a third person around for sex but were really choosy as to whom they invited in.

We actually had a really enjoyable conversation over drinks as we sat around the table but then things started drifting back towards sex.  All the relaxing I had managed to do during dinner went away and I went right back to having sweaty palms and one word answers.

“All right.  Since Josh here doesn’t seem like the type to take the initiative and you’re too intimidating Dave, I’ll start things up,” Chris said giving David a mischievous grin.

“Oh this one is all yours babe,” David replied, grinning back as he leaned back on the couch to watch what was about to happen.

Chris walked over to me and grabbed my arm to get me to stand up and then leaned in and planted one of the most gentle and passionate kisses on me I had ever felt.  He grabbed my hands and wrapped them around him and then hugged me back as he kissed me again.  His hands were moving across my back and sides as he kissed me and I began to kiss back.  Oh fuck I need this so bad it’s been way too long…

I hadn’t even noticed that David had gotten up out of his seat until I felt him behind me.  Sandwiched between these two guys, the last of my reservations melted away and I gave in to them.  David pulled my shirt off over my head as Chris leaned in and bit gently along my shoulder and pinched playfully at my left nipple.  I managed to get Chris’s shirt off too and I felt David take his off behind me before I felt the warmth of his skin against my back.

“Bedroom.  Now,” Chris said in a husky whisper as he grabbed my hand and started to lead me towards the door at the back of the room.  I reached back and grabbed David’s hand and we walked together into their room.

Chris unbuttoned and unzipped me then pulled off my pants and boxers in one motion while David was still holding me and kissing up and down my shoulder and neck.  Chris pulled off his own pants and freed his already swollen dick from his underwear.  He dropped down in front of me and took my 6 inch uncut dick in his mouth while he started stroking his own 5 and a half cut cock.  I moaned in pleasure as I pulled David around in front of me so I could kiss him.  Somehow he had managed to get his own pants off and I reached down as I kissed him to fondle his stiff 7 inch cock.

Chris stood up and leaned in to kiss David so I dropped down to my knees in front of them and took their dicks, one in each hand, and started stroking them.  I leaned in and sucked on Chris first then David, trying to get in as much of his big dick into my mouth as I could.  Chris pulled me back up then down on the bed on top of him and we started kissing again.  I felt David massaging my ass cheeks then spread them apart and start to rim me.  I moaned in pleasure then got Chris to scoot up enough so I could suck his dick while David worked on me. 

After a few minutes David got on the bed and kneeled over Chris’s head so he could suck his cock while I sucked Chris’s.  Then we swapped around so I was on the bed getting my dick sucked by David while Chris rimmed him.

“Josh you a top or bottom?” David asked me. 

“I don’t know I never really got the chance to try either,” I replied.

“I know a good way to find out then!” he said with that grin that never seemed to go away.

I realized then that Chris had been loosening himself up and had gotten out a bottle of lube and a hand full of condoms.  I started to panic a bit before calming back down.  These guys didn’t want to hurt me.  They’ve been nothing but gentle with me.

David took the lube and started spreading some on my hole and his fingers. He took my dick back into his mouth as he slowly pushed a finger into my ass.  I moaned with pleasure as he worked to loosen me up and almost too soon he pulled his fingers back out and told me to stand up.  He kissed me and then I felt Chris between us.  He unrolled a condom onto David’s hard cock then went to lie back down on the bed.

David turned me around and I dove back onto Chris’s dick with my mouth.  He moaned and shivered with pleasure as I started giving him head again and tried not to think about what was about to happen.  I felt David move in behind me then pain as he pushed his head into my virgin ass.  

He must have known he was hurting me though because he pulled out and waited before trying again.  A little at a time, he worked all 7 inches into my ass until I got used to it and was pushing back against him to get more.   

He pulled me back up to standing and stood there behind me with his dick still buried in my ass and bit my shoulders.  So much for them not biting huh?  He reached around me and started stroking my dick until it was hard again then Chris moved in and covered it with the condom he was waiting with.  Then he got down on his back on the bed in front of me and threw his legs up in the air.

David maneuvered me in closer and lined me up with Chris’s hole.

“Yeaaaaaaah!” Chris moaned as I entered him.   

I was in overload.  Not only was I getting fucked for the first time, I had my dick in someone else’s ass for the first time too.  Chris obviously had a lot more practice taking it than I had because David just pushed me forward causing me to shove my cock in balls deep in one move.

We all stopped moving for a second just taking in the feeling of being connected together this way.  Then David started pumping in and out of my ass which made me start fucking Chris.  The room was filled with our moans and grunts of pleasure.  It normally takes me a while to cum but this was just too much.  After only a couple of minutes I felt it building.

“Oh fuck… Uh… Ah… I’m gonna cum!” and I felt my dick jump as I started pumping out shot after shot of jizz into the rubber deep in Chris’s ass.  David fucked me for a bit longer then pulled out so I could pull out of Chris’s ass.  I stepped back and leaned against the wall, trying to catch my breath as David moved in and put his dick into his boyfriend.

“Oh fuck!  Yeah babe fuck that ass!” Chris gasped out as David started pummeling him.  “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”  he nearly yelled.

David leaned down and started kissing him as he fucked him and I just stood back and watched in appreciation as they made love in front of me.  Somehow I was still hard so I rubbed at my dick while enjoying the show.

After a while, David stood back up and really started pounding Chris’s ass.  

Chris reached down and jerked his dick furiously so I stepped in and pushed his hand away and took over.  He moaned in pleasure and started to shoot streams of cum into the air.  David pushed in deep and let out a big groan as he came too.  With my free hand I jerked my own cock and after only a few pulls, added to the puddle of cum on Chris’s belly with my own second load.  
After cleaning up a bit, all three of us were laying down on their king size bed, which worried me at first but was holding our weight without much of a problem.

“I’m so glad you came tonight Josh that was awesome,” David said softly.  He was spooning Chris who was in turn pressed up against me.

“I’m glad you invited me.  That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever done,” I replied.

“Don’t you wish you had listened to Christy and agreed to talk to David earlier?” Chris asked and I could practically hear the smile in his voice.

“Wait what!?!?” I exclaimed trying to struggle loose but Chris wrapped his legs around me as well as his arms and I couldn’t get away.

“She’s in my Psychology class and I asked her if it would be ok to have you over, you know just to make sure you guys weren’t actually girlfriend and boyfriend,” he continued.  “She tried for a couple weeks to get you to talk to David to set this up.”

“Fuck… You’re kidding me!” I said, shaking my head. 

“Ha ha!  Nope!  She finally told Chris here that wasn’t going to work so he and I came up with our own plan,” David said.

“That bitch!  I’m going to get her for this…” I muttered.

“How about you just thank her instead?” Chris said as he reached between my legs and started rubbing my dick.  “Hmmm. It feels like someone is ready for round 2.  Or actually it’d be round 3 for you Josh.” 

Maybe I would thank her… Or maybe I’d kick her butt.  Either way there were more important things to think about right now.   

I rolled over and leaned in to kiss Chris as David started to push his dick back into his ass…